Got the inspiration from a Taiwanese comedy show:
吾誠彼娘之非悅 = 我真他媽的不爽
君去食穢物也 = 你去吃屎啦
汝爹之高堂個龐然大物 = 你奶奶個熊
My own creations:
噬吾褌矣 = eat my shorts!
汝实乃下品也 = 你這賤貨
汝肏汝娘者 = mofo (not too sure about the grammatical accuracy of this)
令堂碩大無朋可阻京杭渠道哉 = yo momma so fat, she can block the Grand Canal! (my attempt at a Chinese-specific yo momma joke)
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Anti-Communist, Anti-Japanese Rant #8416
We had lunch with an elderly stock trader and his wife today at this Thai place in the Capital Mall. After friendly, ritualized greetings and cheery banter, the gent let it slip that his father was a KMT soldier. That immediately grabbed my attention. Upon further questioning I discovered that his father was a Chinese […]