Classical Chinese Insults!

Got the inspiration from a Taiwanese comedy show:

吾誠彼娘之非悅 = 我真他媽的不爽
君去食穢物也 = 你去吃屎啦
汝爹之高堂個龐然大物 = 你奶奶個熊

My own creations:

噬吾褌矣 = eat my shorts!
汝实乃下品也 = 你這賤貨
汝肏汝娘者 = mofo (not too sure about the grammatical accuracy of this)
令堂碩大無朋可阻京杭渠道哉 = yo momma so fat, she can block the Grand Canal! (my attempt at a Chinese-specific yo momma joke)

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *